Kate Upton — supermodel, renowned Dougie expert, selfie queen — is no acting amateur; The Other Woman is her third film, after small parts in Tower Heist and The Three Stooges. But Amber, the third girlfriend (or the other, Other woman) of the monogamy-challenged Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, is Upton's largest role to date, and her performance is truly remarkable for its enthusiasm. Really, Kate Upton is so happy to be in this movie; no matter how stupid the line (and there are many), she says it with total caps-lock gusto. "YOU'RE THE CEO!" "DIVORCE PAPERS!" Here, you can yell the rest.
- Hi.
- What's going on?
- I just can't believe he'd lie to me. I really thought we were soul mates. Oh my God, I am so sorry, I can't believe I just said that. You're his soul mate! I'm a whore.
- You must hate me so much right now, but if it's any consolation, right now I hate me more.
- How can you be so amazing you can be friends with your husband's mistress?
- I think it's just sweat.
- You seem so nice, and this whole time he had me believing you were the devil.
- He said that you cheated on him and asked for a divorce.
- I shouldn't have told you. I'm so sorry.
- Wait, what am I supposed to do? You can't just leave me. Mark's gonna be back from the gym any minute.
- You guys care if I smoke?
- We could kick him in the balls!
- You have us!
- Yeaaaaah!
- I like sheer shirts.
- Hi.
- This place is awesome, my neck was so tight. What's it called?
- Can I have another drink?
- Please? Come on, you'll love Dana.
- Yes! Thank you!
- Honey, this is Dana.
- Nonstop, right?
- He must be taking Viagra by the handful.
- No!
- Please don't. Please, please keep the lid on the pot.
- I'll do it. I don't have a lot of feelings.
- Oh man, I have a friend who could do it!
- She's not a hooker, she's just a slut.
- Yeah, me too.
- One time, or two out of three?
- Major breakthrough! Major breakthrough!
- Yeah, he came over from work, and he had his computer with him.
- No! I know I said I would, but you looked so sad when I won, and I couldn't do it.
- I chickened out and said I had chlamydia.
- This is it, Kate.
- All you have to do is find out the bank he's using!
- Kate, what's going on?
- What's wrong with you?!
- We're getting the band back together!
- YOURS! YOU'RE THE CEO!
- No.
- You guys, I think I see a dolphin.
- Well, if we're gonna wait till tomorrow, I think it's our turn to take this shit international.
- I just started seeing someone. It's completely crazy and I don't know where it's going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?
- Hi, Mark.
- You told me you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.
- Yeah.
- Divorce papers.
- You know what, Mark? You're not a very nice person.
- And even though it brought us together, let's never sleep with the same guy again.
- Cheers.
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