Here are things I know about the upcoming movie Dune, without having Googled a Wikipedia explainer:

• It is a reboot of a film called Dune, which, if my memory serves, features Sting.
• It will likely employ about half of the Internet Boyfriends currently in circulation.
• I will likely love the hell out of it, for the above reason.

That’s it, that’s all I know. Now, if you will allow me to Google the aforementioned explainer, we can continue with this story. Will you wait for me? You will? Great! Thank you! Also, you look nice today.