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Today in things you didn’t need to know but now can’t imagine living without: Kylie Jenner has just provided the world with new insight on her sisters based on the shape of their eyebrows. Yes, you read that correctly. She had their arches dekoded. And considering the amount of time that Kylie spends taming hers every day, this important information should provide a very clear look into the brain of Calabasas’ most powerful 19-year-old, along with her celebrity sisters.
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Jenner enlisted professional face-reader Jean Haner to break down her sisters personalities on her website. Below, our reactions to the results, ranked by Kris Jenner’s expressions.
Kourtney: Because her brows are round, Kourtney is kind to others and never wants to hurt anyone’s feelings. But that’s not all — their height on her face insinuates that she has “excellent taste and high principles,” according to Haner. Cue the happy tears.
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Kim: Between building her social media empire and creating her own video game, the mother of two has proved that she can achieve anything she puts her mind to — and according to Haner, she has her “long, strong eyebrows” to thank for that.
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Kendall: If ever Kendall is caught making a rash or poorly-thought out decision, that’s likely because her eyebrows slant upwards at the outer ends. Haner explains that while her arches mean she’s a quick thinker, that might not always be a good thing.
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Khloé: It may seem like Kim is the business mogul of the family, but according to Khloé’s long, full and slightly curved arches, Kris has another business-brained daughter in her krew.
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Kylie: Her eyebrows are shorter than the rest of her sisters’ — meaning she has a clarity of mind and doesn’t care about what anyone else thinks, proving her true independence.
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